Each time I step into River Island, the first thing I’d do is to dive straight for the accessories section and single out this particular hat.
Making a face to match the hat.
I’d put the hat on, make a bunch of ridiculous faces, and then peer into the mirror to check out how awesome it looks.
Even better if you have a friend around to capture every bit of your fanatical behaviour on camera. (Out of the salespeoples’ line of vision, of course – I doubt photography was allowed in the store.)
It’s an off-white knitted ski cap with this huge black poofy … thing at the top. And a huge smiley-face at the front.
Damn, I want this hat. Oh, so bad.